dear son,

I’m all about you being your own person. try new things. learn. be different. I’ll love you no matter what. be free to do what you want. live a little. go out on a limb. take a chance.

all that jazz.

but, listen up… when it comes to college football, you don’t have choices. you are my son, therefore you are a nebraska cornhusker fan. the end.

(I may not have brought you into this world, but I can take you out.)

love,
mom

ps
you must wear red on saturday’s. and joking about wearing other colors is not funny.

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  2. amandamaea said: “I may not have brought you into this world, but I can take you out,” made me seriously laugh out loud. Really loud. Like BAHAHAHA.
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